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Landed on my Pride...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...all is well here, no permanent injuries other than that of my pride...


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Glad am I my butt is so fat,


Tis the place I have for years sat,


I fully expected to hear a squishy splat,


Fell down my steps, landing relatively flat…J


 


Rufuz thought I was down to play,


Personally after the fall I just wanted to lay,


But he got me up and took me for a walk,


Should have though outlined myself in chalk…J


 


So many times I have exited this beast,


Even when snow and ice did on the ground grease,


But I wait till a perfect night, no reason to fall,


Glad I did not become in any way creased…J


© ed ~ 9/11/06


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Reviewed on September 13, 2006
O U C H. Busted it, eh? Hope you feel better...I've broken my tailbone, t'ain't funny, McGee.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Only it was the dog I fell over LOL

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on September 12, 2006
LOL, this is so cute! Glad you're okay, Ed!
Hugs,
CJ

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 12, 2006
Glad am I my butt is so fat,

Then we are all happy for you, brother!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 12, 2006
Whahahahahahaha....oh boy you got to me with this one...laughing so good I had to run to pee-hee...the imagery so vivid I could see you and Rufuz...him giving you a CPR lick in the face with fear in your eyes...thinking who saw you making this big SPLAT!!

Happy to know you are okay....I did that visiting my daughter...tumbling down the stairs at her house...but thankfully they were not wide and the moment I turned sideways I could stop myself befor going all the way down...but my tailbone still NOT feeling good!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
Good ole Rufuz helping you;-) Sorry you fell Ed and really hope you don't suffer any after effects. I'll pray too;-) Hope you don't have to fix the sidewalk!;-)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
OOPS!!!! Do you have a headache, Ed??? LOL! JUST KIDDING,,,geesh!!!
Funny...it is good when we can laugh at ourselves. I am glad to hear that you didn't do any real damage to yourself, or the earth, either, for that matter...oooh did I really just say that??? Sorry, it is past my bedtime and I get a bit cranky when I am tired. Sweet dreams, Eddie!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Alice Donatelli
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
great poem. hope all is well with you. great story too. great read.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
did you crack the sidewalk? ;) serously, hope you're ok ...

Reviewed on September 11, 2006
Aaaaawwww!!!!! Don't I know the pain!!!!! I fell and landed on my butt many times...

Hope you'll feel better soon!!! It will take a few days, I know.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel
(no smiley face for me these few days
in honoring those lives lost in the 9-11)


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