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Brotherly Love...(for my brother the duck)
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In a city of brotherly love I may live near,

Does not make me any more of my brother revered,

On the street he does put my **it,

As under the boardwalk I do of my butt split…J

 

I make more money than he,

He only works for free,

When he does cluck everyone can see,

What a funny looking duck he does certainly be…J

 

He does in his costume ask for help,

His therapist does for payment yelp,

He knows he is not always now a duck,

Better watch out cause sometimes he does think himself,

A big, noisy, self-propelled TRUCK,

Now doesn’t that just suck…? J

© ed ~ 9/13/06
 

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 Reviews of "Brotherly Love...(for my brother the duck)"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2006
LOL!!!!! You guys are a riot.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 14, 2006
LOL! Thank you for sharing your wit, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2006
No ducking out of this one, pay the man his money...

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on September 13, 2006
Hmmm...duck pizza...would that be with or without anchovies...?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 13, 2006
Duck pie tastes mighty fine I think!!

Even on Pizza and pasta...

No way you cannot SPLAT our Clucky-DEE-Eddie-Duck...he is way tooo cute!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2006
My My, what have we gotten our selves into today, lol..hehehehehe..I'm busting at the seams, dear can't cha' see??

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2006
Maybe he'll make a duck in orange sauce look good. Victor

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 13, 2006
Nothing like brotherly love to spin a funny tale. Your humor is showing!
Ed...sactly!!!!
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 13, 2006
Uh Oh watch out fart mobile your brother is no dumb cluck duck he became a truck just to run you over. he's no dummy he's a shapeshifter;-) heehee the two eds are at it again...

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on September 13, 2006
Oh my! That certainly does suck. I couldn't read what kind of beans those are, but they look like pretty serious beans.

Hillarious, Ed! Thanks for the laugh (and for the toots).

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 13, 2006
It ain't Easy Bein Cheesy, My Brother!

And now that you've confessed to the world(after all these bloody long years of denial) that you have more money than me - can I expect a nice big brotherly check soon??!!!! Or do I have to put more of your sh**t on the street??!!!


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