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That First Kiss...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Should I or shouldn’t I,


Should I use my tongue,


Should I hug as well,


Should I my mommy tell…?


 


He is just a big gerbil,


So please you chill,


It does for me fulfill,


A certain unexplainable thrill…,


 


Oh what the heck,


I will just kiss him on the neck,


Oops I missed, his nose in the way,


Fortunately instead of a pig, I got Rene’…J


© ed ~ 9/22/06


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 Reviews of "That First Kiss..."
Reviewed on September 26, 2006
Good thing you've got Rene'. However, it is a lovely write with a lovely pic,
Love and Peace, B&R

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 24, 2006
Hey! You stole that foto of me when I was a goyl!

Ron

Reviewed on September 23, 2006
Cute write, Ed!...but I wouldn't kiss a pig either!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
Gawd! Someone sent this pic to me too. Yuck.
What were the parent's thinking?

Cute work to go with it.

Elizabeth

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
If I were Rufuz, I'd consider this some real HOG-WASH!


Soft-Shoe Eddie [MEOW]

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
Oh I get it....where did you get hold of one of my pigs?>???????

YThat does look like mine I promise you!!!!

I got the pig and you got Rene!!


Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
what a picture. dad must be standing there because mom would have fainted at the thought!

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
Much as I like pork, I don't like pigs. But hey, this photo is cute, though I prefer my first kiss.... Victor

Reviewed on September 22, 2006
Awwww...so sweet and so cute (I think you got the same e-mail that I did) Love this, and the poetry with it. Aren't you glad Rene was on hand??

Micke

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
How adorable! That is a million dollar pic! Poor Rene;-),,,Rufuz don't be jealous, he loves you too...woof!



With affection,
Eileen

Reviewed on September 22, 2006
I remember my first kiss. I was only a wee boy. It was from an uncle whose breath reeked of beer. So I guess my first point of contact with a kiss was the stale breath. Yuk! As any good uncle worth his salt, he slipped money into my hand and ruffled my hair before he and my dad went off to the bar for another round of assaulting their breath. The more drunk, the more money he gave me, so it was not so bad a first kiss after all. Memories! We can get drunk with them. Thanks for the trigger back when, Ed.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 22, 2006
WOW! As kids, I remember watching you get that first kiss - and it was a wet one - but she was very cute!


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