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Bull Washing...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just send me any picture & I can make a joke out of it...;) e


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High pressure,


Soap refresher,


Vacuumed balls,


Back home to the stalls…


 


Cross ties to do clean,


Bull does feel so serene,


Better than cleaning in the stream,


Do black bulls give chocolate cream…


 


Riding the bull after he’s been preened,


Old enough he is hopefully to be weaned,


His meat not the least bit lean,


He thinks his human of washing him, a fiend…


© ed ~ 9/24/06


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Reviewed on September 25, 2006
This is adorable, great job Ed!
B&R

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2006
I hope my wife will not see this picture. Might give her ideas.....Victor

Reviewed on September 24, 2006
I'll betcha they were headin' to a Stock Show when this pic was taken. Uhhhmmm...he just might be a steer.

Your wit does shineth through, Ed!

BTW...don't try getting milk, chocolate or not, from a bull or steer LOL

Micke

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 24, 2006
"Do black bulls give chocolate cream…" I think so....lol!!

Love tinka

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 24, 2006
lololol
funny joisey cow.....u and he
i think i will send you a pic for a write
send me your email ok
anita

Reviewed on September 24, 2006
Nah, he symbolises the bullshit of humanity that needs hosed down from time to time. Won't be long before this beafy beast is caked in the bullshit once more. No wonder I sit here with heaving shoulders and a smile that that threatens to stretch my teeth.


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