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Gonna BBQ my BIG FAT POTATO SACK wearing brother...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Piece by piece, Gonna cook him in grease, Giving up on being nice, Serving his member with rice… He picks on me, Can’t you see, I am the little guy here, Though I will make him of me fear… In the middle of the night, With a meat cleaver I will be in delight, Finally to get my revenge, If I cannot I will just use gasoline & it ignite… © ed ~ 9/25/06

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Reviews of "Gonna BBQ my BIG FAT POTATO SACK wearing brother..."

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Reviewed on September 26, 2006

I had to come by and see what kinds of seasonings you'd choose. Looks like I should send you some cayenne. ;-) ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

I've got an awesome answer...call Marie Bobbit and and Bob the Knob.
Susan

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

don't forget to blow on the fire ;)

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

Holy Schmoly!

Barbecued cock-a-doodle-doo.

Yikes! I think I just got a fever, and my stomach is churning, and I crossed my legs too. Was Rufus the one to remove that portion? Good Doggy! (-:

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

Rufuz said, to cook it right.
No gasoline!
I'll eat salad with Tinka
You and Rufuz can have the rest....

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

Awwwwwwwwww....can I have a bite too...but I wanna pick my piece.....lol!!

Need it well done.....not pinky or red ED!!

Can I fix the salad??

Love Stinky

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

hahahaha you two are a comedy show I love to watch. I never watch tv sitcoms for idiots, but you guys are a treat!;-) But big ed you get a bit violent , no? You need to be more careful of what you cook on that barbecue;-) woof lol...ET

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

I told Mr. Ed you'll reply. Never thought you'd be so quick for him. But what are you going to do without matches? Sticks...better use flintstones. Victor

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

Rice is Very Good - but by federal law, you are still not allowed to play with matches - I think that doesn't expire until you are 85. Good Luck rubbing those sticks together - you never were a very good Cub Scout either!!!!

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

Ed

Sounds like The Battle of the Little Big Horn again...;)

Peter

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on September 25, 2006

LOL--the war is on! Ed, you're too much!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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