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Etched in Stone...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...a meager attempt at being humorous...


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Remain calm,


Fan yourself with a palm,!


 


I know those faces are scary,


You can tell who they are as they are not hairy ,


Attached are they to that guy called Kostro,


No, no don’t be fooled I did not say Kastro,


Though we know by those faces he is related…


 


Three stooge and staged faces,


Where they came from, no traces,


Were put there by some long dead tribe,


To keep others out of the cave,


So close to the entrance, only paces…


 


What do you suppose is further inside,


Maybe a jackasses rump and hind quarters,


That maybe what the faces are backed by,


To get it out in one piece we will have to use mortars…


…Incoming…


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 Reviews of "Etched in Stone..."
Reviewed on September 26, 2006
Unh, Ohh! them's fighten words, to be sure...poor Ed and Ed! Just how can we get back to the brotherly love?? But this is funnier!! :o)

Micke

Reviewed on September 26, 2006
Oh, Lord, Ed, what are you trying to do, start a family fued? Me thinks you've succeeded...you're a mess! But a loveable one. *smooch!*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 26, 2006
First you want to BBQ me, now blow me up - you are one Bad Brother - Shame on You!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 26, 2006
That looks more like my hubby and his brothers!!

Oh you are tooooo much...Eddie go easy on this one he lost it AGAIN....need something to keep him straight...send him a funny picture...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on September 26, 2006
Looks like they were victims of the dentist's chair Ahhhhhh! Or something was going on behind

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2006
Oh poor Mr. Ed. He'll come up with something I'm sure. Keep us smiling. Victor

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2006
My precious Ed, God what would we do without you making us laugh ?? You better not leave us ever..((Smiles))


Xxx dove


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