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Cooler...
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cccccool in hhheeerrreee toooonnnight...


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Damn but its cool in here tonight,


Windows are all shut tight,


Fans are off & heater is on,


The first time this fall, the temps are on the fall,


Supposed to be in the mid to upper 30’s this night…


 


Frost on the windows does appear,


Making for an appearance so austere,


Rufuz and I sleeping together, yes were,


Body heat is better than drinking too much beer…


 


Wore shorts today to work,


Did my nipples out there tonight perk,


Won’t be outside tonight going berserk,


I can just imagine after this poem, you are exhibiting a smirk…J


© ed ~ 9/29/06


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 Reviews of "Cooler..."
Reviewed on September 30, 2006
Nice one, Ed, how 'bout sending some of the cool weather Texas way? Warming up here......well done! And laughing at Tinka's nipples comment!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on September 30, 2006
Actually after this poem came a smile of recognition and appreciation:-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 30, 2006
I am smiling....nipples are the best way to say you hot ot cold.....lol!!

Keep warm!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
Keep warm, poet, for the iceman cometh in a month or two. :-))


Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
Bundle up Buttercup, it's gonna be a while until Spring again!
blessin's and warm thoughts,
cynth'ya

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
hahaha no smirks just grins;-) Keep each other warm...snuggly wuggly fall fell;-)...Eileen

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
lol ... a good night to chill out ...

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
That's what happens when you try to get money out of me ;-) And do you really expect us not to smirk? Ah your humor pleases me a lot. Victor

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
This pen broke my facing with a huge grin.
Thanks, Ed!
Susan


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