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Relativity...
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Rough night at work; FLAT TIRE, NO Spare, $230. bucks for a new tire & it is not even the right size...e

Nothing is absolute, Except maybe Vodka, Wish I could play the flute, I am not enough, unfortunately, astute� Everything is relative, No relatives have I got left, Its early in the morning, Let me make that point clear in warning� Profundity is someone with knowledge, Went they did I assume to college, To accept the fact would be for me to it acknowledge, From deep within my dusty old mind, Any knowledge would be for me to it up dredge� � ed ~ 10/8/06

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 8, 2006

Your poem was relative. Your relatives are not.

Rom

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on October 8, 2006

Did you remember to get a spare?! Methinks Murphy's Law is stuck on your back, Ed, so take cautions. 'Tho, amusing (for us) to read of these anquishes.

Have a better day...

Micke

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on October 8, 2006

OK Ed, how many vodkas did you drink last night? Victor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 8, 2006

Tomorrow is a new day with new relatively new problems!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on October 8, 2006

Go out over the next month and ask 10 girls a night for a date.
Keep the richest..

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on October 8, 2006

hope tomorrow is better
I see you do as I do, write away the yukie days
LOL laughing at Dai's review
have a better one Ed
pax A

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on October 8, 2006

Nothing is absolute,
Except maybe Vodka,

And also, of course, our open zip. By the way, I would be careful about testing the relativity of falling from a cliff.

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