I had to let her rip,

It wasn’t aimed at you,

So relax & get a grip,

So hold your breath till you turn blue…J

 

Deep from in the diaphragm,

That’s where they got to come from,

Must have been all those clam,

Better they re-taste than the leg of lamb…J

 

Just wait till I start to cut them farts,

Gotta let them work through, then they starts,

Probably while I sleep, poor Rufuz may suffocate,

Ah well I enjoyed it all going down, at any rate…J

© ed ~ 10/12/06