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Big One on to Toke...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Foot longs come in hot dogs,


Overlapping the bun,


The other kind is the brand I smoke,


This one though for now is just a pun…J


 


Video of getting high,


Up to the clouds we do fly,


You can see I am anything but shy,


Wish for the winter I had a bigger supply…J


 


Keeps me warm, toking,


To my buzz I do cling,


Gets me through till spring,


For a short time I can really swing…J


© ed ~ 10/19/06


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 Reviews of "Big One on to Toke..."
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
Well, I don't smoke but... ...this sounds interesting Ed. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
Toking the line...you cannibis cowboy you....go Ed...if I could...I would too but it's illegal here.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
Holy Moly, Ed ... I'm with Eileen! I'd be stoned for a week with something the size of that! LOLOL (whatta way to go ...)
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
One puff on that I'd probably be high for a week;-) Talk about a big ceegar;-) hahaha

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
I ate the biggest hot dog in Austria. But it was not as fat as yours. Victor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
Oerrrr that is a big one!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on October 19, 2006
Far out, man! Love the graphic! Well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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