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Big Feet, Big etc...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Cold are his feet,


Colder still his meat,


Dragging it in the snow,


Hard it is to be discreet…


 


Is it big foot?


That drags it underfoot,


He should really have a place,


For his meat to put…


 


“X” rated this is not,


Only just a bit hot,


On this was brought by pot,


Perhaps he can just tie it in a knot…J


© ed ~ 10/20/06


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 Reviews of "Big Feet, Big etc..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Not! My 'etc' has gotten so large I have to use a special font size to print it.

Ron

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Oh God, I needed this today, lol..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
That third leg lost it's foot...only a big toe left it seems!!

You are toooo much!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on October 21, 2006
It surely is adorable!
Love and Peace, B&R

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Hell, it looks like he really needs a third ski. Quite scary.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
Big Foot is hauling firewood in his wheelbarrel again.
You are hilarious Ed.
Susan

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
I'm not sure if this rumour holds true. I'll have to check Ed's shoe size out again. Hes sure to give Bigfoot competition. lol ;-)
As always, your writes are entertaining.
Chanti

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
You think of every little thing when the pots got you...;-) ET

Reviewed on October 20, 2006
hello Ed, made me laugh, seeya still at it. Baltimore 4&2 Ed.

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
It might be a big deal but it can't be all that hot if it's dragging through the snow man:-) Hilarious and dirty as dirty gets.
Aberjhani

Reviewed on October 20, 2006
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ed, you are a NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Makes me glad I'm not a man. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Any question I ask is going to lead me into trouble, so, shut up, Karla.!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
ata boy, Ed anoher memorable
offering

i cannot top that

peace thru macreme

john+

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
if only...i have known a few guys who should have had it tied in a knot, if only they had been able!

Reviewed on October 20, 2006
This was so funny and cute. Go ahead Ed with your bad self.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
Oooo, Ed ... Shamefully delightful write, but TIE IT IN A KNOT? Ow Ow Ouch! I would think if the "he-Yeti" found himself a "She-Yeti" she would know how to fix the problem, big time (pardon the pun). Excellent write and lots of fun!
Love,
CJ


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