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A Stiff Ship...
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I am truly sorry, I just could not resist, this started out as a serious write and turned into this...LOL!

A taut ship she was, That from the wharf buzz, From the cabin screams did come, Not one of her crew , scum� She sailed round a horn, Nary did she suffer in a storm, Her sail maker the best, The stiff phalanx on her bow must have been blessed� Her captain trained under Horatio, Hornblower did instruct him in fellatio, The crew all happy to visit the captains cabin, Better there than to be on deck him of them grabbin�� Her name worn with time, Crossed swords its crest, The captain, the crew touted sublime, The ships name, the Gay Celeste� � ed J 11/02/06

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Reviews of "A Stiff Ship... "

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

You're a funny guy, Ed. Thanks for the humor. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Hoots Man

Gotta love it..

Peter

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Ed Matlock being serious?? 'Tho you did start off with some promise :o) No matter...you DO cheer-up our days, Ed. THANKS

Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Aye, Laddy - and what a ship she was. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Quite a journey it was..........hmmm....what every!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

A penatrating insight into the ravages of a semen's life.

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on November 2, 2006

Did I miss something here
Or should I read it againg?????
a kool write Ed
Did she blow with the wind????? LOL LOL LOL
I couldn't resist either

Peace be with you

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)

Reviewed on November 2, 2006

hehe...What a journey!!!

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