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A Mess...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I cannot complain, at least I am inside and sort of out of the weather...


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I live in a mess,


I eat in a mess,


I sleep in a mess,


I even bathe in a mess…


 


Not enough room to live,


Let alone to myself to give,


I want more room,


Then maybe I can find my broom…


 


Cleaning a chore,


Rather go to the shore,


I even hate to vacuum the floor,


I certainly do hate to clean, right down to my very core…


© ed J 11/3/06


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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
I'm not much on cleaning myself, but have to keep this efficiency apt., clean. So far, so good. easily done each day. Ugh, I hate housework.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
hire someone or teach Rufuz;-) You need a more positive attitude. when you awake just say I will love everything I do today including cleaning my home. then go to it and see how good you'll feel!...ET

Reviewed by Marjorie Coogle (Reader)
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
Cleaning..., the ultimate necessary evil.
Marjorie

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
I know just how you feel, I am expert at stepping over

ood write

john+

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
Thank you for sharing your philosophy via humor, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
Cleanliness is next t0 Godliness not to mention it feels so good.
Susan

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
haha I need to find a broom too..

Reviewed on November 3, 2006
No matter how much "room" we have, it doesn't seem enough.

Nice rig you have, which looks more than a fair size. Maybe you need more storage boxes :o)

"I certainly do hate to clean, right down to my very core…"
I sure don't know anyone - including myself - who would put this chore on the top of their "Delighful" list!

Micke

Reviewed on November 3, 2006
Sounds like a healthy mess, but what was it that McCartney sang? 'Oh, sweet darling, what a mess I'm in.' Find that sympathetic woman who will take you by the scruff of the neck and turn you into America's own Beau Brummell.

Reviewed on November 3, 2006
LOL, Ed,

May be a mess, but it's your mess!!!!!!!!!!! :) And you love it, right?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
Quit Messing Around, and Move Out to the Thornwood Manor Outhouse Suite - I'll leave the light on!!


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