Who cares if too big or small,

If you want them go to Florida that’s all,

There they grow right on the trees,

Comments about them accepted either way please…J

Should you be a female or a gay male,

To Florida you need to of yourself mail,

You might even find one with a tail,

If you are blind I am sure they got them in braille…J

Just think, no reason to go out on a date,

No boring dinner conversation about fate,

You only have to but look around or have one sent by crate,

I don’t know about you ladies, but it seems to me to be an idea, great…J

© ed J 11/8/06