Just in from the trail,

Aching surely is my tail,

Wanna take a bubble bath,

If I don’t, will learn of my woman’s wrath…

Don’t go nowhere’s without my gun,

Permanently attached it is, like my fun,

Have to wear my hat, in case I need to cover up,

Hey now woman, can’t you at least wait till I’m done…?

Standing there over me with a leather strap,

If I don’t use soap she gives me a slap,

She has the key to the door, so in this room I’m trapped,

Do ya think maybe before we go to bed,

I should tell her I kinda got the clap…J

© ed J 11/16/06