Any kind of wood,

Except for that teak,

Trees suffice or should…J

Wanna scratch your back,

Nature does not have any place that does lack,

Lay down and roll over, throwing your legs high,

In the snow I make puppy angels that really do fly…J

Need to take a dump,

You know, that stuff out of your rump,

Sure it stinks but its better to smell,

Find a pile of leaves that surround an old tree stump…J

If you need more information,

Just come visit on vacation,

I will instruct you personally,

On the intricacies of personal hygiene,

Though don’t ask cause I cannot therein assist you,

To do this task is on you, as very personal is masturbation…J

© Rufuz ~ 11.19.2006