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Mommy, this is NOT my best side...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Try do I to of you warn,


Before a picture you take,


And have to afterwards mourn,


This is not my best side,


Of all the people in the world to know,


It is you Mommy, for of me you do ride…J


 


My better side is my right,


That’s right the opposite of my left,


But any picture you take of me I love,


As with you and I, we fit like a riding glove…J


 


You take almost too good care of me,


You wrap me up in a horse blankie,


You named me Dreamer instead of Louie,


My love for you will last forever I double guarantee…J


© ed ~ 11/26/06


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 Reviews of "Mommy, this is NOT my best side..."
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 29, 2006
Dreamer wouldn't be you, is it? Ed? ROFL!
I had a horse and his name was Zeke...kinda too close to Louie, huh?
Dreamer is a much better name and I think this side is just fine!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on November 28, 2006
Mrs Yoda has a horsie?
so cute!!!

Reviewed on November 28, 2006
Ah...could Dreamer be dreaming...in anticipation of a sugar-cube being placed in his receptive lower lip?? Another side to your multi- faceted psyche, Ed. Fine looking Paint (he is a Paint, huh?)

Micke

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
Dreamer looks as if he's saying:
"Okay, Mr. Ed, so you're no Alfred Tennyson, but you sure make a
lot of people smile."

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
Cute looking fella...love that lower lip.....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
Now isn't that a fine horse, photo is great too even if taken from the wrong side. Victor

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
Dreamer is a fine looking horse, from all sides.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 27, 2006
Oh my God, how did you get the horse in the photo to look like it's talking??? That's phenomenal! LOL, his mouth is open as if he's speaking!! Cute poem from the horsie's POV.
Love,
CJ


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