Drugs can get you high,

Theft can get you wide,

Get a cell mate name of bubba,

Hope you are into guys, hubba-hubba…!

No reason to hang from the bars,

Short timers do no time, before again they see the stars,

Sure it is a bit uncomfortable to spend your day bent over,

But you have to take responsibility, & do it doggie-style like Rover…

On your knees to pay for your crime,

Learn a new position you can write of in rhyme,

Be smart, accept your fate, don’t drop a dime,

Fresh meat will eventually arrive,

Afterwards you can of your hole plug with a lime…J

© ed J 12/2/06