Santa keeps his eyes on you all year,

But its me youze guyz got to fear,

I am out here with satellite tracking,

Making sure none of you are lacking…J

If you all are good little boyz & girlz,

You will get from Santa what you wish,

But if you are caught lacking by me,

I will send youze all a stinky old fish…J

I have no clue where this thought did from come,

Trying I suppose to get back my humor, chum,

Been away it has on a holiday drinking the captains rum,

For some reason it lost all its teeth, its food it now has to gum…J

© ed J 12/14/06