His job it is to make us up perk,
With his hat and dildo nose,
He was not meant to smell like a rose,
But what kind of dog could be that much a jerk…
Down he did melt,
Not able to snowball the dog pelt,
That dog did a dirty deed,
Can you imagine what Mr. snowman felt…?
Death by being on peed,
Is what the obituary will read,
Not even a chance for his life to plead,
Hope he was insured against pee,
Maybe next time around his feet a fence, they will heed…J
© ed J 12/17/06
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not pee on the Snowman..
Happy Holidays Ed!
Love TsKinky
Take care,
Sherry
Snowpersons are an aggrieved minority, having long been a target of urinary assaults,primarily from dogs, but also from children, and even adults. This really "pisses me off"! I guess you can't report this incident due to the dildo...I'm from Jersey too...I know how this would go down at the precincts!
Loved this Ed!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Is that how you make snowmen in Jersey??!!! Most of us use carrots.
Susan