Santa is residing (stuck) in my sewer tank... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on December 23, 2006

If "gruff" is all Santa is after being stuck in your sewer pipe, Christmas should still be ok:-) Have a great one,

Aberjhani

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

Lol...

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

Goodness gracious. You've kidnapped Santa...help him get out!

love and Merry Christmas!
Susan

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

Great write full of humor, would make a great movie....Merry Christmas.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

Merry Christmas to you Ed and Rufuz... Keep writing, you make people happy.
Louisa

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

Delightful humor as per your usual, Ed. Thank you. Blessings to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

A Stinky Santa i believe after he visited you....you stinker you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

I hope he changes his suit before he slips down my chimney. I have heard plenty of your tales about pooping and farting, Ed...I am surprised Santa isn't dead! Merry Christmas to you and a most happy New Year.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

A good one Ed
As always your humor rules
Peace be with you

Merry Christmas to you, family & Rufus
William

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

Poor Santa! LOL A fun write, Ed. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))), love and MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and RUFUZ!! Karla.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

OK Ed ... I fell off my chair laughing at this one dude.
I can hear the poor children grumbling:
"Mommy the presents smell like poo poo."
"Oh honey I know, I'm sorry ... Santa had gas this year - he's getting old you know."

A real goodun buddy. Hey Rufus! WOOF!

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by J.L. Day

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

Ohhhhhhh, that stinks to high heaven! LOL
Very cute poem!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

Don't forget to hose him down when you get him out of there - those reindeer have a very long night ahead of them with the Big Guy. And give him some Gas-X pills with his milk and cookies.

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

Santa is a dirty bastard. I asked him to lower his turds gently by hand into our tank last year. He got stuck then as well. I've fitted mud flaps this year and put a sign up to warn him about the cracked tank. It reads: 'Warning. Cracked tank. This tank is fitted with mud flaps. Turds weighing more than four ounces to be lowered gently by hand.'

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on December 22, 2006

You're funny! Merry Christmas!