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Boy, do I ever REEK...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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So who asked for your opinion...;) e


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Forget the sewer,


Under a shower I should be held with a skewer,


In this condition, no one of me is a pursuer,


Maybe you might not want to even be a reviewer…


 


My dog stays away,


No soap have I seen since Saturday,


Living alone is for now the only way,


At least for now she does not have to live with me, that’s Rene’…


 


We got Christmas warmth & rain,


After all we have had this certainly is a continuous bane,


But not to sound to altogether lame,


What the hell, its just another day, for me the weather does entertain…J


© ed J 12/25/06


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 Reviews of "Boy, do I ever REEK..."
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Some people jump in piles of Autumn leaves for fun, Ed. But you got a pile of sewer in your yard.

I'm not even gonna ask how long it took to rake it all up.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
Well, well, well, it's now Wednesday, and I sure hope you at least took Sherry's advice...by now! Phew! ...but I'm braving the review and always will!
I'll just put this clothes clip on...
...too funny!
Love and peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed on December 26, 2006
Heh, Ed, did you have sprouts by any chance yesterday? I did, and boy, I sure had to remove anything that sparked. Ah, my swimming trunks, time to go for my afternoon dip in a glass of Chardonnay.

Reviewed by J.L. Day
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
Nice that you took the time, to put such words to rhyme. Nicer yet, than even in strife, you can have a giggle and enjoy life.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
hey you stinker you don't you worry....I visited three places today and all three smelled like you...sewer problems....too many tourists for our little sewertanks...all just overflowed with horrific smells that could kill!!

And Guess what...smelling that and seing the sewerage truck I thought of you and laught...even my hubby thought I was cracked to say the least!!

Love sTINKA

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
Ha, ha, ha...made me laugh this Tuesday morning...it is Tuesday right? Beginning to loose track of the days...love being on vacation. I agree with Victor...things have to get better..
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
I knew I should have sent soap again this year as your Christmas present. And who could blame Rufuz for staying away!

By the way, I never got yours...Bummer. So just get me a much more expensive birthday present. Thanks.

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
Poor Ed. No soap and a smelly sewer. Things can only get better. Victor

Reviewed on December 25, 2006

"Boy, do I ever REEK"
SMILZZ~I STILL LIKED IT
heee, heee~funny what Sherry wrote too!

Happy holiday to you Ed,
From the Heart of an Artist Quiet Storm

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 25, 2006
Boil a pot of water and at least wash the important parts, Ed, Geezzzz!! LOL. I hope they get your sewer problem fixed real soon. Those problems are really the shits.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 25, 2006
The rain is good for our earth and a yuletide shower could just be the ticket for you too Ed.
Merry Christmas!
Love,
Susan


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