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Santa brought me a new lawn ornament...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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No longer is my sewer stinky,


But the driver of the trucks face is pinky,


Bogged down in my lawn is his truck,


Yep, I got me a new ornament in the ground stuck…


 


The driver has done this before,


But still he did it again, this time he did roar,


I only laughed and asked for more,


He will do it again, I know for sure…


 


Lucky they are the weather is warm,


Many degree’s above the norm,


I get to watch them with the sewer perform,


Stop laughing I cannot, I really though should reform…J


© ed J 12/26/06


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 Reviews of "Santa brought me a new lawn ornament..."
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
By the way, Ed. Did you know about Santa's 10th reindeer? Gerschplitzen. He's hooked to the back. He pooper scoops for Rudolph and the others. Plus his butt flashes red every time Santa comes to a stop.

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 27, 2006
I think I would paint it pink...hee, hee

~Carole

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
Hooray, now you can take that much needed shower, Ed!! What were you trying to do, compete with the sewer? I bet Rufuz is sleeping much better now and no longer in a coma from your B.O. and the sewer overflow. Cute poem, Ed.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
Wow, what a big yard ornamant you have there! Glad your situation is taken care of...I agree with Susan, what a Christmas memory!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
That poor schmuck sunk right up to his hubs. Too much shit in the tank Ed. Glad that this stinky situation is resolved.
Richard

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
It's the little things that make memories at Christmas. I think you've topped them all Ed.
Susan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
Hahahahaha...laughing with you....been there done that today!!

Love sTinka

Reviewed on December 26, 2006
She came in through your bathroom window!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
Put some lovely plastic Pink Flamingos all around that stuck truck - and it will look fabulous!

Reviewed by J.L. Day
Reviewed on December 26, 2006
grin I reckon there is humor to be found in everything, if you look hard enough! Though I doubt the driver is all that ammused.
Nice lines!


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