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Me & the Koala...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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He Bogarts the joint,


When trying to make a point,


His intelligence greater than mine,


But for me that’s altogether just fine,


As long as I get a taste I won’t him malign…


 


He passes it with precision,


He has to as I got double vision,


He had better do it fast or he will receive such an incision,


We both start to look for munchies, of cheese steak’s we do envision…


 


He sits in his tree,


Spouting rhyme fit for me,


Boy does he get pissed,


When the joint is gone and nothing more does exist…J


© ed J 01/10/07


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 Reviews of "Me & the Koala..."
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 10, 2007
Ed,

Love the picture. He does look intelligent. (lol)

Reviewed on January 10, 2007
Fun write, me boy; very well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 10, 2007
What a picture! What a write!...
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on January 10, 2007
The picture amazes me. Very interesting. J.M.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 10, 2007
Hahahaha you teach your children well Ed....did Rufuz ever share your joint???

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on January 10, 2007
That looks a bit like bamboo behind him...where are you?
Looking for a good hollow piece for a B..g? Enjoyed

Allen

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on January 10, 2007
I thought they ATE weeds, didn't know they smoked them...funny stuff. I don't think I have enough strength to sweep my snow to NJ, wish I did. You rock!

Reviewed on January 10, 2007
LOL--you, a hoot; that pic--!!!!!!! Good 'un, Ed...sure the fumes didn't go to yer head? Wait--mebbe they did. Anyway, good 'un!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

Wonder what Rufuz thought.........LOL

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on January 10, 2007
This is a bloody crack-up Ed. That joint is huge, either that or the Koala is a midget. Thanks for a great laugh. WOOF bubba Rufus!

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on January 10, 2007
debauching that poor koala,

or did he roll the joint

loved the first line!

john+


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