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Peepin'...
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I am watchin’ you,


See that hole in the wall,


Right there by your shower stall,


Wish ladies you would take a fall,


Throwing them legs up, making me tall…


 


A peep hole I do own,


I try not to allow myself to groan,


Never in my own home,


So a peeping tom I do be,


You through a hole I do see…


 


Don’t go getting all paranoid,


Seachin’ for the hole, digging around like a mole,


You won’t find it, its beyond your realm,


I access it from outside, yes that big old elm…J


© ed J 1/12/07



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 Reviews of "Peepin'..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 14, 2007
Damn! Thought this was about little chicks. Guess it is about big chicks unless you got your CUCME tuned to my 'puter and I'm, like "outta here."

Ron

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 12, 2007
I am not easily frightened, but catching someone peeping through my windows at night really shakes me up. When I was a teen, and living in a house full of women, on a big piece of property, we never gave a thought to anyone ever being outside until one night I was looking in the mirror, probably picking at my face, naked,after showering, and the crazy guy who was peeping from total darkness took a puff off of his cigarette...that bright orange glow gave him away. That was the first time we busted him. He made it over the fence, but not without my dog getting a piece of him and some of his clothing. He returned often after that, not the least bit timid and though the police came quickly, it took about 20 calls to them before they actually staked out our house and caught him. It turned out that it was a neighbor who lived on the street behind us. He was damaged in WWII (shell shock they had called it) and lived with his mom when he was not in an institution. After he was caught in our yard, he was put back in the institution for good. He had waited until his mom went to sleep then would sneak out. It still gives me the creeps when I think about it.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 12, 2007
Oh my...I'll never look at a hole the same again...just knowing that an eyeball is on the other side of it....oooh kinda creepy, but a great write...made me smile!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 12, 2007
You've outdone even the esquimo peeping tom (Tom Tukaluk), Ed. And that's no small feat. Thanks for the smiles. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on January 12, 2007
Peepin' Ed .. you might be dead...or shot in the head...if caught peepin' on Fred. Cute one.I might have nightmares.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 12, 2007
That eye looks like mine without my make-up on....lol!!

Thanks for sharing...I am smiling!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on January 12, 2007
Tsk Tsk, naughty boy ... see anythin' you like? This is a delightful poem, Ed!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on January 12, 2007
Ah Yes! I got a big smile this morning Ed. That's good. Thank you.

Reviewed on January 12, 2007
Cute! :)


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