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She could get lost in a walk-in closet...
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If you don't hear from me for a few days, I may be dead or in hiding, when Rene' reads this one...LOL


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Away my other half was going,


Directions she had, she felt flowing,


No need for me to help, though I tried,


Damn lucky she is it wasn’t snowing…


 


Her directions right,


But as you know,


Blondes aren’t that bright,


Over two hours it took,


Wish I was a fly in her backseat,


I could have had therein a look…


 


She called her son,


The blind leading the blind,


She called me, I was sleeping, hope she didn’t mind,


Eventually her way was found, called her destination,


If I pick on her much more, I may find I will need for my head medication… J


© ed ~ 1/17/07


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Reviewed by J.L. Day
Reviewed on January 19, 2007
Been nice knowing you, bro. Do us all a favor? Write out your epitaph before you let Rene' read this?

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
My sister and her husband are the
same way. Can't find their own
house.
They spend $$$ on a lot of gas..

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
What about me and all those other blondes? I think you're out numbered and just for the record...men get lost more than women or blondes as we aren't too vain to ask for directions.
Boom Yow!!!
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
That's some map! Was she traveling by air, sea, or land??!!!
And I hope she really beats you up - you very nasty man!!!

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
LOL, I think you're onto something here with taking head(ache) medication, Ed! Bad sense of direction may be a negative, but I'll bet she has many other sweet and wonderful qualities you love about her -- maybe you should quickly write one about the positives and you won't need the medication LOL!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
Hahaha...be careful not to bug her too much from that backseat....when you try your luck next time...oh Rene is going to use her swatter...lol!!

To get lost and in love can be a problem to some I guess :)

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
Ed,

Good one.
Wish I was a fly in her backseat,

Always be careful what you wish for. (lol)


Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
Yeah but it could be like the wardrobe in the Lion, Witch n Wardrobe, she maybe having great adventures with the white queen...


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