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Can't shut the lid...
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Thanks to Roger Ochs for the great picture & inspiration...

Died a terrible death, His pole would not go down, Kept bumping into others, Till came the day of his last breath� Sex was forever, �poor� man, Of porno he was a fan, His doc gave him Viagra, He died in a barrel going over Niagara, His pole sticking out the pee hole� Couldn�t close the lid, Had to get a raised one, He thought himself El Cid, Imagine before his passing he sure had fun�J � ed J 1/24/07

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Reviews of "Can't shut the lid..."

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 25, 2007

Most "O U T S T A N D I N G !!

lOVE tinky

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on January 25, 2007

What a write! Reminds me of that commercial for Viagra, the warnings and side effects...well, need I say more, we've all watched this commercial and thought about it, after all we're just human...your hysterical my friend...what a picture!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Candy T (Reader)

Reviewed on January 25, 2007

This is exactly how I hope my man to leave, hehe

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on January 25, 2007

Ed you're funnier than all out doors, I started laughing as soon as the picture popped up

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 25, 2007

I don't think you have to worry about that problem, Bro! But neither do I; it's all in the genes, or perhaps, the jeans.

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell

Reviewed on January 25, 2007

Dude, that's some killer bud you're tokin' there...

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on January 25, 2007

Ed,

Now that's what you call raising the dead.(lol)

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on January 25, 2007

Hysterical, Ed! That picture is bizarre! Loved your poem very much.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on January 25, 2007

Oh for the mornings when I never needed to worry where to hang my towel on the way to the bathroom!

Nostalgia!

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on January 24, 2007

Ed, if nothing else you have big hard dreams;-)

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on January 24, 2007

Shut it! Shut it! OMG, this is too funny!
If all men dreamed as such, I'd still say dream on...
bumping poles, porno, Niagra, El Cid, barrels over Niagra...
Shut the lid, wouldya?
ROFL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Brett Moore

Reviewed on January 24, 2007

Hilarious

Brett

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