So my beard ain’t that long,

Nor to my female followers is my schlong,

Too much information I realize,

Just want you to know I don’t tell lies…J

A friend did call me this title,

So in the future I will continue my recital,

Understand do I that my humor is worth it,

Keeping it going is well worth my time, its vital…J

So to my minions,

Keep smiling, laughing and having opinions,

Especially if you are from the state of Virginians,

As long as you are here on the internet,

The place your laughter guru calls his dominion…J

© ed ~ 1/28/07