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Scott Got Himself a Real Job...FINALLY
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Scott Zachary writes off and on for the den and published a book awhile back, but he still needs to do something with his time, hence this poem...ed


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On this den is a writer,

Who took this job as a bottle,

Of Corona extra with lime,

Into this suit he must in the morning climb…

 

He may not drink anymore,

But let me tell you, he knows the score,

Found religion did he, at the local church store,

But ya gotta eat, with this job he is done at four…

 

He bounces around the local bars,

Of being knocked down he has the scars,

Mostly on his rump, but still he sees stars,

Not able to see behind him, he has to watch out for cars…

 

Scott does need a job that keeps him busy,

This one is right for him as mostly he is quite dizzy,

If home on time he does not get,

His lady gets all upset, that’s right she gets all in a tizzy…J
 

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 Reviews of "Scott Got Himself a Real Job...FINALLY"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 2, 2007
Lol..well done Scott!!

Oops I mean Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on February 1, 2007
I am sure Mr. Zachary is happy now that you exposed
his line of work...now he is free to flow.

Good one Ed

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on February 1, 2007
Enjoyed this Ed!!!

Thanks for giving me a smile this morning!

~Linda~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 1, 2007
Nice Suit! You should get a job dressed as 'The Lime' - and you two guys could have a jolly old time together!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 1, 2007
Ed,

Very funny stuff. Keep plugging Scott a good job can open up at any minute. Perhaps a barkeep? (lol)

Reviewed on February 1, 2007
His spirit goes one way, the body pulls the other - what a tug of war!

Reviewed by R Beeman
Reviewed on January 31, 2007
Thanks for brightening up my night.

rb

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on January 31, 2007
I feel so bad. I was only trying to make a couple of dollars so I could feed my pet lizard, Bart. He was so hungry that he lost his tail. Bart lost so much weight that one of his eyeballs fell out of the socket. He was becoming so fidgety that I thought he might molest himself any minute. He used to be able to lick his gonads and now he can barely lick the inside of his ears. Now don’t you feel terrible? You should.


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