What else can one do but laugh...?

 

My kitchen without water,

Not mad, won’t the pipes slaughter,

Instead the pipe that counts,

Ready to be toked, will use the bathroom for appreciable amounts…

 

Never ever did it in the past freeze,

Other than the outside hose, oh geez,

A pain in my ass, I don’t herein tease,

I hope my pipes stay together, in my home I don’t need waves from seas…

 

Now though that the heater is kicking,

The propane with the fire flicking,

My hand to check the heat,

I won’t though my hand in the fire be sticking,

Gotta get rid of this beast, not for long will I be in it living…

© ed J 2/5/07