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Chinese Water Torture...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My pipes get frozen,

Must be by the Buddha I am chosen,

To see if I can the water drops withstand,

Glad am I that I am deep into the Zen…

 

Must leave the water running,

A trickle is all if I expect to go out sunning,

You can see then that I have a small amount of cunning,

If I don’t leave the water on, frozen pipes I won't be rerunning…

 

So take it from me to keep them pipes from freezing,

And to make your life more or less pleasing,

Let some water through those tight pipes be squeezing,

Otherwise you will be paying through the nose & your plumber,

Well, he will be the one you will be appeasing…J

© ed J 2/17/07
 

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 Reviews of "Chinese Water Torture..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
Wasteful but tasteful. Been known to do that.

Ron

Reviewed on February 18, 2007
NO kidding... a Pipe poem, and Sweetly said!
That has happen 1 time to us, Nomore!!! What an expense!

Warmly, WArrior Sheee

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
ah!.....Freezing in the pipes
I do remembner once upon a time
When I used to worry about
"me pipes" Freezing
No longer do I do that
In my "Florida" which in spanish
Means Flower
Peace Ed

William


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
You can see then that I have a small amount of cunning,

I've realized this since childhood, brother - but even a small amount - is good. Keep Drippin, til Spring gets there.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
Any thing leeking is a waste of energy....but to prevent it from freezing up I guess leeking is good.....hahahaha!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Seed4ever D.
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
What pipes are froozen Ed water pipes oh cool, nice read friend ya got to keep yjem pipes free man ..Dave


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