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Dad, I’ll move if you get up off of my tail…by Rufuz
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sometimes this camper is a bit cramped...


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There I sat, in the way, in the aisle,


There he stood, behind me, asking me to move,


He wanted to put the heater in place,


I couldn’t move as his size thirteen’s held me in my space…


 


Oh I’m sorry is all he could say,


But your furry tail does hang out in the way,


I guess I can forgive him, he gave me a pat,


But what’s he think I got back there, a removable toupee‘…


 


He did apology profusely,


Therein making me happy,


Off’n my tail he did get,


I love him more and more each day,


And never do I speak of him loosely…


© Rufuz J 2.18.2007


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 Reviews of "Dad, I’ll move if you get up off of my tail…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on February 24, 2007
rufuz needs a love interest of the opposite!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 19, 2007
i believe Rufuz walks you in the morning ;)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 19, 2007
Hahahaha..Karla you are brilliant...Rufie go get that Pa of yours back and step on his...you know what..lol!!

Love Auntie Tinky :)

Reviewed on February 19, 2007
:) Don't you hate it when that happens. How 'bout you step on his........nevermind. LOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on February 19, 2007
LOL Sorry to laugh, Rufuz, but this is too adorable! Hope your tail feels better soon; I know how it is to step on an animal's tail. Not good, particularly for the animal~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on February 19, 2007
I can see poor Rufuz...with that size 13 trapping him, and you telling him to move...poor Rufuz...
Your so lucky he loves you...

"Awe Yes, I remember the time...
my daddy whacked me in the back of my head
...and I peed on his shoe!" W.C Fields

Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on February 19, 2007
Geez, Ed, give a poor dog a break!

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
I really enjoyed this one Ed...very good

Al

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
hehehe..you never fail to serve slapstick...nice to see you Ed and Ruffie..Barfy

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
Ah Rufuz you are just too handsome, I have to send you a big hug!
Hey Ed how did you know about Klamath false rock, that's it and the other is called Wilson Rock. It's near Hidden cove;-) Don't you just love that name, hidden cove! Tell me how you knew it! ET

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
Rufuz is the man of the house I see and treated like a king. Poor Ed!
Love,
Susan

Reviewed on February 18, 2007
A dog's best friend is his loyal and beloved Ed!

Regards
Dai


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