There is something I have reverently learned,

To clean the screen to get a big hit,

As well make sure the screen does as well the pipe fit…J

Time to test my theory,

The screen is working quite clearly,

Already my eyes do get red, quite bleary,

One little hit does help me to become altogether cheery…J

My power-hitter does really the smoke crank out,

Four little batteries make my pipe really the smoke spout,

Hey its rainin’ outside, now who the hell ordered that,

Could’ve lived another month in the season of the drought…J

© ed ~ 2/20/07