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Distorted...
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?...I have nary a clue...?


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I can’t keep up to talk to just one,


So everyone I don’t talk to, that’s none,


Maybe its just my sore throat,


Its really getting to me and my goat…


 


Also I cannot keep on any level,


I look at the glass that is as well beveled,


As per usual I’ve no idea what I speak,


Better though my voice come out my mouth between my facial cheeks…


 


So I ramble, I speak in tongues, I rant and I do rave,


But of someone intelligent to speak to I do crave,


Lost am I in a jumble of unintelligible garble,


Nothing can I do with that word except marble,


Instead let me, since I know not what I say, just go and in my throat, gargle…J


© ed J 3/1/07


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 Reviews of "Distorted..."
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 3, 2007
When you speak in tongues, does Rufuz understand?!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
I see its not just the west that is having a bad time with cold and flu's........believe it or not.......get some Campbells hearty noodes (in a cup) in Thai flavour......Apparently the bug doesn't like it :-) but you will as your health returns. ...and it tastes pretty good :-)

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Time warp here sir that I have seen before...
Come home Ed...Come home

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
LOL, funny stuff Ed!
Salt water works well, but Buckley's is better:)
Hugs,Laura

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Oh...Ed...this one, too, is a jewel...and that picture!
It looks like my mind FEELS today.
Some Photoshop guru dreamed it up, no doubt, while having the
same 'short circuited' thought waves that are troubling me
at the moment...
At any rate...The Van Kooten remedy DOES work. I use it myself
for my sore throats.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Not again??

Take care!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Take care,Lots of hot tea (Green),Drink it,.
Well said,

Michael

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
I have a remedy! Two cups of boiling water to one cup of apple cider vinegar and a teaspoon of cayenne pepper...bring to a boil and take two tablespoons every hour...no more sore throat!
My mother gave it to me...she called it her 'Witch's Brew" all I know is...it worked!
Hope you become less distorted and unmarbled soon!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Salt water...go back to the beach and...well, good luck.

Reviewed on March 2, 2007
Best remedy, Ed, best remedy. To think that in the old days a quack would shove a rough piece of sackcloth down the patient's throat and then jerk out the offending bacteria! Have you, er, tried this?

Regards
Dai

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
I have no clue either, Ed!! Try as I may, I couldn't get a grip on this one. Entertaining and fun as per your usual...thanks for the grin.
Take care,
Sherry


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