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Blood Buzz...
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Being fed on at night,


Some creature sucking my blood,


Do you suppose he is getting a nice buzz,


If he is, I am doing something wrong and he is doing it right…


 


Do mices suck blood or just eat Reeses,


I am not in any way anemic,


So no vampire has been on me sucking,


(No Rene, I reserve that spot for you)


He is sucking on my right elbow,


Maybe they just like the sugar in my veins,


Certainly I have no problem being hypoglycemic…


 


Damn hard it is to find a rhyme for anemic,


Even harder to make it into a sentence to work,


Far be it from me to allow myself of my poetry to shirk,


There I go again, off the subject, what a jerk…J


© ed J 3/17/07


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Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 18, 2007
Rufuz the next time you walk your dad, make sure he's careful where he goes. He's always picking up something. Tell him to put baking soda in his bath...woof

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 18, 2007
how about...and of course, far from bulimic....that would rhyme with anemic. Itchy bumps on your elbow? Not to be sending shivers down your spine but if it is on your elbow, you might want to make sure it is not scabies. If someone put their elbow on a table or counter and they had scabies and you put yours there afterwards, you certainly could have gotten them (counters in gas stations are prime, as are tables in restaurants). They are highly contagious and live just under the skin. Usually kids get them and pass them around, but sometimes an unsuspecting adult can get them too, and not even think about it being more than an insect bite until it spreads. Sometimes kids pass them through using the same towel or wash cloth, also. They are easy enough to get rid of, but you will want to be sure to wash everything down that you might have touched with a little mild bleach water; Counters, etc. and disinfect your bedding and towels. It is not the right time of year or the right temperature there for fire ants or mosquitos...yet! However, it is 80 degrees here today, so the bugs are probably figuring out their game plan right now for the rest of the season. I am itching already!!LOL
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 18, 2007
I can't believe the Jersey Devil doesn't know about the Vampire Mice of New Jersey. Urban Legend says they were spawned in a gigantic toxic waste dump where their lust for human blood was born, and they always start feeding on human elbows. Be Very Careful, Bro, you don't even want to know where they feed after the elbows...

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on March 18, 2007
Take care, friend...this one made me feel light headed.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 18, 2007
An anemic, who is peripatetic, got himself an apoplectic attack discussing his hypoglycemic ailment with a doctor of dietetic.
Thanks!!! you forced the first laugh out on a sunday morning with a wind you won't believe, throwing sleet, dirt and everything else but the kitchen sink.
Well done!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 18, 2007
Mossies of great magnitude lurking around huh??

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 17, 2007
Don't put your self down..
I know it's easier said than down..
Glad your writing...

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 17, 2007
come on Ed, don't be extremeic ...

Reviewed on March 17, 2007
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...mebbe this is why they check the blood supply? LOL But this would be a legal way to get high LOL You, my dear (((Ed))), are too-too much!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Karen missed that batch LOL thank God--she doesn't walk too straight sober, can you feature her buzzin'?? LOL Whattamess!!


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