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Better Half than None...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Ain’t got no money,


Not to buy a Ferrari, honey,


Hope this write is a bit funny,


Better though to own half,


Than no Ferrari, it can give a laugh…


 


The back end non-existent,


Down the road it lies quite distant,


The rear like pudding in consistence,


The dealer on returning it, quite resistant…


 


Passed up a Maserati,


Couldn’t chop it in half with karate,


Now in the back I can put a porta-potty,


Saved though my CD of Pavarotti…


© ed J 3/22/07


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Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Oh my

Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Saved though my CD of Pavarotti…

Good Eed, we must get our priorities right. I would've done the same even if it was for a Barry Manilow cd. But then again, I write this riding piggyback on a Chardonnay.

Regards
Dai

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on March 24, 2007
You give us readers somthing to continually laugh about...this one is great!

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on March 24, 2007
Takes a lot of heart and at least one extra loud OUCH! to laugh after this:-)

Aberjhani

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 24, 2007
I love your sense of humor, Ed. Thank you. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 24, 2007
The back and the owner of that ferrari looks like they visited the porta-potty already...in deep shit for sure!!

They did the tar jig!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 24, 2007
Now in the back I can put a porta-potty,

Excellent, Bro - and get some nice potted plants, too!

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2007
You absolute 'card,' Ed!
The humor comes through in perfect rythym, even though that car
DIDN'T...hee hee.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 24, 2007
Ed, you a very expensive wheelbarrow ownah!!!
Bess send yoh kisses.
Pavarotti too.
Georg

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on March 24, 2007
I guess you can say it is Air conditioned...LOL

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 23, 2007
Priceless, love that picture too! Better half than none? Cute. Save space on parking too.
Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 23, 2007
If that ain't just a damn shame, eh? A Ferrari cut in half by someone who was obviously going too fast in the first place...I suppose it is the "need for speed" that gets most people to buy those kinds of cars, but common sense would tell anyone with half a brain that the public streets and highways are not the right place for that kind of "test drive." I hope he had the ride of his life, because judging from the damage, he probably took a ride with the squad "for" is life soon after.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 23, 2007
Humor of the black kind Ed, with such a sight. Saw one like this for real and I shudder everytime I see another.

Reviewed on March 23, 2007
Ed~

*OUCH* All I can say is this one hurts...LOL Glad I don't have a car--only crutches! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Let's just hope the driver got out of this alive and/or in one piece without too much in the way of damage; scary to think about...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 23, 2007
nah.....carrying half a car down the road would be harder the pushing a full car............:-)

Reviewed by Barbara Sue
Reviewed on March 23, 2007
well, Ed--All I can say is that the driver is still alive and probably has a lot to be thankful for..

Reviewed on March 23, 2007
'At's soooooooooooooooome car, Ed, soooooooooooooome car! Too funny...but not to this hapless owner...bet HE didn't see the humor in this!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on March 23, 2007
Ha Ed... you are SO fun to read. Love it! You can borrow my Lamborghini. -- Jeff


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