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Just an old souse...of sorts
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Not with booze,


But with pot,


Makes me wanna snooze,


Only for my own personal UZE…


 


Can’t my head hold up,


And standing is tantamount to a momentous occasion,


Can’t when high do an equation,


Allow me my likes without interfering persuasions…


 


Sunday sobriety,


Brings on no anxiety,


Already with this den society,


I find I have negative notoriety…J


© ed J 3/25/07


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 Reviews of "Just an old souse...of sorts"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
Whatever...a cute souse anyways....lol!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 26, 2007
He, who has a friend don't need to hide to take a drink or two.
He, who has many friends, has not enough glasses to fill with boredom.
Cheers!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Hell, my 'souse' is avoiding reality...keep on keeping on!

Thanks
Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Negative Notoriety is probably a good thing, these days. And from one old souse to another, keep hangin in there, Bro - what else can we do? PS You are getting very Old!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
I think we all love and accept you just as your are, Ed. Your writes are just enough off from center for you to be discovered and made famous by some light-hearted publisher who knows that the majority of the people are pretty fed up with reality.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Your vocabulary has increased 100% since I've known you Ed. And that negative notoriety you bemoan, is only those jealous of your "cuddle bear" persona. Hey ... I just used the word tantamount in my last write. Did Rufus tell on me?

Peace and blessings ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 25, 2007
Just don't give it to Rufuz;-) I'm on dilaudid for pain. We all have our reasons...


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