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Dinner on the Veranda...by Rufuz
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Twas’ a warm day here,


Daddy left me a fan near,


Plenty of cool fresh water,


Then home he came, I was never really in fear…


 


I took him out to relieve himself,


Then home to make my dinner from the shelf,


He let me stay outside in the cooling air,


He thought, after today, I guess that only is fair…


 


Dinner he did bring to me on the veranda,


I’m not kidding, really no propaganda,


Candlelight & very romantic,


He did serve me, an unusual by him, antic,


Favor I am not trying to here gain,


Not trying to be am I, sycophantic…J


© Rufuz * 03.27.2007


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Reviewed on March 28, 2007
WOOF - WOOF ?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
You have a cool daddy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
Rufuz...thanks for telling us the story about 'dinner on the veranda' have a cool day.


Thanks
Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
I took him out to relieve himself,

You are truly one good dog, Rufie Boy - introducing your Dad to the art of heeding the call of nature - outside. No wonder he served you dinner on the veranda. Maybe tomorrow, you can teach him to fetch!

Reviewed on March 28, 2007
Rufuz, you are so adorable, your poetry makes me smile. Your daddy taught you well! Just be good to him! Very well done; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
Wag your tail and lick his toes, and when you are at it, look for that damn cat that likes to pee under the little table in the veranda.
Voff Voff
Georg

Reviewed on March 27, 2007
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...your Daddy loves you, Rufuz. :) Good on ya! Most canines aren't as fortunate as you: you are very, very rich in love. Plus, your Aunties Karen and Karla love you, too. *smooooooch* An excellent write, enjoy the warmth. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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