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Daddy...FETCH...by Rufuz
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Thanks Uncle Mr. Ed for this inspiration...


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He is not too good,


He has too few teeth,


His sight ain’t too good neither,


He has to wear sunglasses,


His line of sight I throw beneath…


 


He can’t catch either,


He is such a mess physically,


We have to stop every minute for a breather,


More to this play he has to himself apply…


 


He is just such a mess,


Don’t tell him I told you,


But he can’t even himself dress,


But I will work with him,


Someday he will make hopefully some progress…J


© Rufuz J 03.28.07


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 Reviews of "Daddy...FETCH...by Rufuz"
Reviewed on March 31, 2007
omega 3 Ed

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on March 29, 2007
Funny as "you know what!". My cat ,Marisol plays fetc,h Refuz. Do you suppose you two might be related?
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 29, 2007
Enjoyed reading this One Ed
very creative self image
Peace

William

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 29, 2007
Delightful offering!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on March 29, 2007
Clever and perceptive dog. Are you sure this is not Fred McMurray in disguise?

Regards
Dai

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 29, 2007
Rufuz...wag the man.
Delightful!!!
Georg

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
Gee Ed Rufuz has you figured to a Tee! heehee;-)...Way to go Ruffie!...eileen

Reviewed on March 28, 2007
Heehee, Ed,

We know who the master is. :) Good boy, RUFUZ! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
Delightful, Ed. You never let us down. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
Sweetttttttttt

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
ROFL....

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
Ed...'dog gone good'

Thanks
Dan

Reviewed on March 28, 2007
cute one, rufuz; four paws up! well done, my canine friend! :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 28, 2007
He is such a mess physically,
But I will work with him

Rufuz, your loyalty and compassion is very admirable, and you truly are The Jersey Devil's best friend.

PS Just ignore him when he gets cranky, and God Bless those who care!


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