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Big Luscious Lips...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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!...NO CLUE...!


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You like my lips?


They are smaller than my hips,


Big enough though to cause an eclipse,


You’d be altogether quite right,


If you did bet that they got me many tips…


 


Just run my tongue over my lip gloss,


Wouldn’t do it for my boss,


I like red lipstick, not green moss,


Can’t you tell, my muse of late is at a loss…?


 


I tuck between my legs, my tail,


Move quite slowly do I, like a snail,


I access the world through email,


My outlook on the world, negative, never fail…J


© ed J 3/31/07


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 Reviews of "Big Luscious Lips..."
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on April 2, 2007
ED we gotta talk!!!
LOLOL
Chezza

BTW wot size???

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 1, 2007
Way too funny, next time try tangerine.

Thanks
Dan

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 1, 2007
YOu are a magician who gets poems from your muse even when it doesn't have any to give you;-)He Rufuz, lets go swimming;-)

ETW

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 1, 2007
I like red lipstick, not green moss

Now you tell me! You Jersey Devils are so fickle - I just sent you a huge package of green moss - we have lots up here.

PS Maybe you can smoke it.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 1, 2007
Hahahaha...and pink teeth??

Awwwww...I agree with Georg!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 1, 2007
Ed, you are using the wrong shade on your lips, try the pink one so you won't look like a tart.
Fuuuuuuny!
Georg

Reviewed on March 31, 2007
the heck with the lips Ed, nice teeth. Funny poem

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on March 31, 2007
You're hilarious Ed. You manage to make me smile all the time when I read your poetry.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed on March 31, 2007
Ed, you are a weirdo, but you sure did write a funny poem! You are too much; you have me laughin' here! LOL Oh, my sides! Stop, you're killin' me! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed on March 31, 2007
LOLOLOLOL Ed, yer a riot, an absolute RIOT!! Too funny--love it (and you)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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