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Damn, Now THATS what I CALL a motorhome...
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Biggest I have ever seen,


Definitely not one that is lean,


Sixty-seven foot and double-decker,


Like some limo’s, the ultimate stretcher…


 


Only two point seven million,


Better than bein’ a billion,


Bet ya it has its own on board vaudevillian,


Have to hire myself a driver, another civilian…


 


How to drive this is my question,


Low hanging bridges could cause depression,


I guess it could though become a driving obsession,


Twould be cool to just live in it as ones possession…


© ed J 4/8/07



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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
With a home like that you could pretty much go anywhere and still stay at home.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 9, 2007
Hey, if you buy one and Ed is the driver, you'll need a tour guide/stewardess,that's me!Is that within legal limits? You sure can pick em Ed!;-)

ET

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 9, 2007
Lots of room to play hide and seek in!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on April 9, 2007
does SIZE really matter ?????

you bet your sweet bippy it does!!!

probably only about 3 gallons to the mile too!!! Tom

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 9, 2007
Pretty cool rig I'd say Ed; who couldn't live like a gypsy queen in a ride like that one?
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 9, 2007
Have to hire myself a driver, another civilian…

This must be your lucky day, Bro - I still have my commercial bus driver's license! Now take some of your lottery winnings, and buy this baby - right now.

PS The wife and our 27 critters are very excited. Where will we go first? Oh, and my salary - we'll discuss that via e-mail. Thanks.

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on April 9, 2007
That is some motorhome..it cost more than a regular home, can't even begin to imagine what his real home looks like!!
Great write Ed.
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 8, 2007
Gee, thought the Richard Childress Special was roomy, now this???
So many to choose from, in my dreams!

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed on April 8, 2007
Ed I'm with you on this, I can't wait to buy my motorhme. Of course I don't want one too big for my wife to drive, just big enough, great true life fantasizing poetry

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 8, 2007
hell, i could live in that thing without it ever leaving my driveway, my neighbors driveway and the other three neighbors on my block. btw, who does the windows?

thanks
dan

Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on April 8, 2007
Can I get one in blue? Ed, you are such a clown - I love your humor; your dry wit. And... I am rather blown away by how large some of these things are. You have to wonder: Gas or Deisel? -- Jeff

Reviewed on April 8, 2007
Ed,

I can picture you behind the wheel. :) That's some home!!!!

Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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