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Neighbors...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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They make noise,


Are willing to fix toys,


To watch play the boys,


Brings neighbors absolute joy…


 


They play in the snow,


Lying in the front yard,


Going with the flow,


Realizing they are there is all we know…


 


We feed them so with them we are stuck,


In the summer months we have visiting duck,


In the fall, we seem to get every horny buck,


Now look who we got, just our luck…


© ed J 4/10/07


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 Reviews of "Neighbors..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 11, 2007
Hey Cool DUDE ain't that you relaxing on YUR backside???

Gotta love it!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Robin Adams
Reviewed on April 10, 2007
Cute pic Ed. Love the poem. That would definitely be an effective threat for the kids to behave.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 10, 2007
Your neighbors seem to be the ma and paw.......nice family

thanks
dan

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on April 10, 2007
So cute - is this real or photoshopped? What neighbors-they can be dangerous too egh?

Fun stuff.

Thanks,
~D.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on April 10, 2007
Those are the Coke bears...you have them next door?
Figures...LOL

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on April 10, 2007
Oh...oh...are those the copyright bears?

Better keep them out of your picture...ah...er...yard, Ed.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 10, 2007
Once, outside Longyearbye, Svalbard, Norway one of those big teddy-bears kept following us until we run towards him scraming our lungs off. Thinking we were a bunch of loonis he retreated like supper was waiting for him over there a zillion miles away.
We, run like hell back to base, just in case.
Georg

Reviewed on April 10, 2007
LOL Boy, Ed, I'd hate to have neighbors like those nanuks; they'd gobble up Rufuz for sure! LOL Funny write; well done, my friend!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 10, 2007
I really thought you'd like my gift. And if you give them belly rubs and fish sandwiches, they'll even sing you a song!



PS Be careful around those horny bucks, though. (And it's best not to smell 'gamey' in the fall!)


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