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Doggy Zen & the Art of Daddy Training...by Rufuz
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You would think he would be already trained, Something though I am unable to explain, He keeps me though quite entertained, He just can�t roll over, of this he constantly complained� I am getting with him frustrated, He can�t even roll his own weight, He tries like holy heck (sorry ladies), But falls short each time, he is becoming a total wreck� I have tried cookies of varying variety, But it seems to just increase his anxiety, Maybe I should try when he is high, Rather than during that time he claims sobriety� � Rufuz J 04.20.2007

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 22, 2007

I think he is trying to be alpha. On that weed he is more like alphalfa.

Ron

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on April 21, 2007

According to your graphic Rufuz, I'd say he hasn't learned Ying from Yang. I wish you well.

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 20, 2007

it might be he's too fat, or he may have some arthritis in his ribs or back. examine him with your hands and see if he flinches at a particular site. Hey Rufuz, I'mm looking out for you! Good poem Dad!;-)

Love,

Eileen

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)

Reviewed on April 20, 2007

Rufuz, I'd give up if I were you:)
Enjoyed this one Ed!
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 20, 2007

Give him a greeny Rufuz...that will wake him...or shake him!!

Love Auntie sTinky

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on April 20, 2007

Rufuz, if you are a Yang...pull his Ying.
Notable well written by a K9.
Georg

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on April 20, 2007

Cute write, Ed; enjoyed this one! Thanks!

(((HUGS))) and much love (to you and to Rufuz), your Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on April 20, 2007

Rufuz,

They always say, 'you can't teach an old dog new tricks.' However, in this case, you can't teach an old human new tricks. :) Ain't it the truth! Keep trying, one day he just might "get it." Enjoyed this one. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 20, 2007

Hide his smoking materials, Rufie Boy - and like Pavlov's Dog - give him a little taste when he obeys. I bet you'll have him rolling over in no time.

PS When he and I were kids - I used candy on him! But I think now the smokes would work much better.

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