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Yoda & Me...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Pass the doobie, then break open the twinkies...


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We both get high for free,


We smoke while floating in the minds sea,


The force comes from the herb,


It should not perturb, nor does it, the mind, disturb…


 


Yoda is old and smoking since young,


Not any smoke shows up on any one of his four lungs,


He bogarts the joint between his teeth and tongue,


Nothing has been done as well to his sexual drive,


You would be surprised a little guy like him is quite well hung…


 


Yoda and I do smoke for fun,


Staying at home, no flying an X-wing,


Can barely walk, let alone run,


Of smoking the herb, Yoda is the king…


© ed J 4/25/07


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 26, 2007
Thats why I stopped smoking.....I started to look like the guy on the picture!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on April 26, 2007
LOL

May the force be with you, Ed; enjoyed this fun write! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

It's a wonder you have any lungs LEFT! LOL

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on April 26, 2007
Ziggy, my new dog...and his cousin Jerome, just celebrated Jerome's second birthday and things got out of hand...Yoda showed up and disrupted the morals of these minors and passed the doobie around...
But, since then, it seems Zig has had no trouble being housebroken.
He just loves to let loose in the grass!
LOL!
Love and Peace~

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q99/kimmyvk/ZiggytoJerome.jpg
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 26, 2007
You would be surprised a little guy like him is quite well hung…

At least The Force is with one of you, Brother!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 26, 2007
Please, you and Yoda are invited to join (?!) me at the other side of the you-know-who-Force.
Bring the weed with you.
Darth Vader

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
and i'm disappointed that you didn't clash swords with darth vador...

dan

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
A mist the clouds of scent smoke
I find this piece to be, to be, to be outstanding
but no not why
Because my head is buzzing with a ring
And I have no concept of time.
Peace

William



Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
I think you mis took his well hungness with his light saber..
I bet rufuz is jealous of you and Yoda parting all de time...


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