To live in Princeton you gotta be rich,

No sales jobs at the mall, or digging a ditch,

They all do drive expensive cars,

And expect of their children to in school be stars…

I do drive through the Ivy League college area daily,

And would be surprised to see a Chevy or junky Ford car,

They only drive, and not very well I might add,

Range Rovers, Jags, & Bimmers, with a sprinkling of Caddy’s,

The only instruments played are of the classical variety,

Never will be heard or even thought of a ukulele…

They all need to learn a bit of patience,

They blow their horns to us “lower” folks,

The kind that have to work for a living, so we can take tokes,

I sit at home and eat macaroni and cheese,

And imagine them all learning their experiences,

While in their posh classrooms & on their knees…J

© ed J 5/14/07