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Amongst the Missing...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I’ve not been dead,

No not either just in bed,

Shopping and sex, yes getting head,

Yes, its just been Rene and me, Ed…

 

Lost to thought processes unexplainable,

Nothing to write, my muse unobtainable,

Bought food today, my life for now sustainable,

Trying to be herein most assuredly amiable…

 

One day off these past weeks,

From my job where I sit on my cheeks,

I drive and complain about others driving techniques,

If I am lucky they all will have brake line leaks…J

© ed J 5/20/07
 

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 Reviews of "Amongst the Missing..."
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 22, 2007
I guess that beats leaks of other kinds...cool...

thanks,
dan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 21, 2007
Pretty baby you drive Ed....lol at Eddie!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 21, 2007
How many hot dogs did you buy? I think there's something in hot dogs that is causing your memory loss - try to remember, when we were kids on the Jersey shore - you ate 10 at a time!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 21, 2007
...only if you don't get a leak making love you will be fine, don't you hate when the brakes stop you on a dime?
Georg

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
Oh my,you are funny...Hugssss

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
You've been listening to supertramp havent you Ed LOL....

Chezza :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
This is a potpourri poem ,and you are quite a mixture yourself!;-)

ET

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
You're too much:)lol!!!
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
You always tell it like it is...HUGS

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
what chemicals are they using at Lab Corp? ;)

Reviewed on May 20, 2007
Hahaha, enjoyed this one lots!
Love, R&B (belly-rubs for Rufuz)

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
Unexplainable
Unobtainable
Sustainable
Amiable ... sounds like a fickle muse to me my East coast friend. Hope all is well with ya'll and the Ruf man.

Richard

Reviewed by Lewis Findley (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
I say this in a good way.......I am speechless.... this is VERY VERY amusing...LOLOLOL.. ALWAYS a pleaure to read you, my friend. yours, Donny.


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