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Mary Jane...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry Rene, LOL!


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Sorry Rene, but I am in love,


Mary Jane and I fit like the proverbial glove,


She takes the heat of my flame,


And never each night makes me feel the same…


 


Some people do of us balk,


I have to “do her” where no one can hear us talk,


She smells so good even though she is quite green,


Better for me to, when she arrives, clean…


 


She does “come” most time having seeds,


She likes me wearing my surfer beads,


I hold her inside me for as long as I can heed,


Though I love Rene more, its just sometimes Mary Jane that I need…


© ed J 6/28/07


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 Reviews of "Mary Jane..."
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 24, 2007
I had to give up my stinky green friend,
but I will miss her to the end.
and who knows, someday I may move to Amsterdam..lol

Walt

Reviewed on July 7, 2007
That was wonderfully and truthfully said ED~!
Love the flow, you smoking Joe~
WArmly, WArrior "Spirit" Lady Sheeeoox
STay Positive!
STay SAFE!
:)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 29, 2007
And Mary Jane will take the blame
as you try to put out her flame..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 29, 2007
Okayyyyyyyyyyy.....did you HAVE to tell on Mary Jane.....sigh...RENE you better pot this plot :)!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on June 29, 2007
that is the spirit. you are escalating the love poem to high art!

good write!

Reviewed on June 29, 2007
You're gonna have to make a choice: Mary Jane or Rene. If you really love Rene, she can make life high for you: best of all, no aftereffects! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 29, 2007
I have to tell ya, Bro, you do write far more love poems to Mary Jane, than you do to Rene. She must be a very powerful Enchantress.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 29, 2007
But Rene is good for indigestion...

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on June 28, 2007
You are a hoot! Where Mary Jane can get Ya BUSTED, Rene will just bust yore head! BE SWEET SC


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