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Sleeping on a Cloud...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks to Rene, I now may have less back ache & may sleep better...e


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Been for time unmemorable,


Sleeping on a mattress untenable,


It twas a piece of junk,


I tell you here no bunk…


 


I sunk into it like quicksand,


Never feeling all that grand,


I thought it my lot in life,


To endure that which I had to withstand…


 


A new mattress was far beyond my means,


That’s right I didn’t possess enough greens,


Till today, a lady that outdoes all the worlds queens,


Took me by the hand & to Sleepy’s we did careen…


 


Home we did come, afterward, with a heavenly cloud


We did not attract much of a crowd,


But those that did see were jealous, just not loud,


I will love this wonderful person for the rest of my life,


This today and for always I have most certainly vowed…


© ed J 7/8/07


 



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 Reviews of "Sleeping on a Cloud..."
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 12, 2007
A good night sleep does wonders doesn't it? ;-)

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 10, 2007
And there's nothing like a good nights sleep.
Pleasant dreams

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on July 10, 2007
Never thought I'd read an ode to a bed, but you carried it off--pardon the pun--wonderfully. Nice write!

George

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
awwwwww this is great.....hopefully you will not be so grumpy in the mornings....AFTERS!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
Many restful and re-invigorating nights Ed. Good write!
Richard

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
The Jersey Devil Sleeps on a Cloud! Very Poetic, Bro!

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
Ya is gonna be jest fine, cause Ya gots Angel Rene lookin after Ya! Sweet Dreams! SC

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
Nothing like a good nights sleep on a brand new spanking mattress! Sweet dreams!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
Mattresses without holes don't count as mattresses, that will like gonna slipin' with a woman that also ain't got...you know...
Happy dreams!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Outstanding Sir...I hope you will rest well
as you deserve...me...duh, still sleeping on a thirty year old
mattress that Leah told me to toss 15 years ago...

Glad for you Sir...I really am

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Oh Rufuz is gonna totally love his new bed. WTG ED n RENE...
So wonderful to have Parents like them Ruffie, now I hope you gave them licks of appreciation LOLOL...

Oh Ed, You and Rene will definately benefit from this too, as I am sure Rufuz wont mind sharing ROFLMBO......OH I am sooo naughty!!!!

Pssssst It arrived :):):)
Later..

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Well I'm sure she will love it too along with you and Rufuz!;-) She is grand best be a good man! enjoy your new comfort!
Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Sweet dreams, Ed. I am glad that Rene takes such good care of you and that you appreciate that fact.

Sherry

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Ed, doncha know you're supposed to be a pain in somebody else's back. Not your own. Sheesh!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
oh lovely!! and i liked the poem too

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Rene really cares about you Ed..

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Sweet Dreams. You deserve it.
Love,
Susan


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