Listen to the docs,
They tell us to wear socks,
Keeping your feet nice & toasty,
Better though to drink whiskey on the rocks…J
The docs also tell us to eat lard,
Now this is definitely from this bard,
Tries like hell to be a funny card,
I gotz a big hairy mutt,
Fortunately though he is not a saint bernard…J
I try to write with depth & precision,
Of comedy this bard does envision,
He tries and tries but mostly faces indecision,
One day he will have to write of his x-ray vision…J
© ed J 8/12/07
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Georg
And japanese is better than no knees
gosh...I had a side of lard this morning with my bacon.
Walt
dan
Love Tinka
I remember Crisco lard...
Hee, hee, what Mr. Ed said. He's is
a rude brother? Mr. Ed may be the
real lard ass?
Are you still collectin royalties on those, too, Brother??!!
And now, I learn you also have X-Ray Vision - WOW! I better start eatin Lard again, too.
I've heard the term "LARDASS" before... and even "BADASS"...
but if we combined the two, would we have "BARDASS" ???
:) :) :) TOM.