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The Captain says hold on tight...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Cause he not lookin’, it’s too damn bright,


His hair was then long and a skuzzy sight,


Fortunately though it never caused a fight,


The sun is too bright, better to go out at night…J


 


The dog is hanging on for dear life,


Hiding in the cuddy, avoiding strife,


Fearful though he was, he jumped right on board,


Glad am I, my boat wasn’t built by Ford…J


 


Passing by the ferry,


With my beast so furry,


Hey, Rene, get me another bottle of sherry,


The other boaters do so see me comin’,


And to their docks and beaches they do scurry…J


© ed J 8/12/07


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 Reviews of "The Captain says hold on tight..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 14, 2007
I always knew you are a fast driver...but not a sailor too??

Seems like someone lost his balance...on that boat.....harbor police are on their way!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on August 14, 2007
Very cute! Holly

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 13, 2007
What did yo do with Ed? he was in the cuddy in lady J's pic. Is he comforting Rufuz, or hunkered down in fear?....

Walt

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 13, 2007
I like Lady J's version of this picture much better; you blacked out your Bro!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 13, 2007
That was a panicking hand there trying to grab anything that could keep the owner onboad as the capt'n ain't looking where he goes!!!!!!
May Day May Day ain't cherry on its way?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny!
Georg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
Mr. let me see your boat license....
I see that hand hanging on and it aint Rufuz
must be Rene...

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
scarey, LadY J

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 12, 2007
Captian Ahab on a tear. Your white whales are furry, skies, beware.

Ron


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